tumblr: u have 15 new posts on your dash
tumblr: i mean 3
“After you Mr Squidward” “Why thank you Mr Squidward”
vondell-swain: also I was on the escalators and noticed that the escalators and elevators are made by a company called Schindler s sch Schindler’s Lifts
vondell-swain: “Many elevator enthusiasts, as well as those working in the industry think that Schindler elevators and escalators are of poor quality, as many major elevator and escalator breakdowns are on Schindler elevators and escalators.” the most important thing I got out of this article is the idea that there are people who describe themselves as “elevator enthusiasts”
smirkinglittleshit: if you say you’ve never found an animated character even remotely attractive you’re either lying or you’re lying.
Tumblr always trolls me and tells me theres an update on my dash, and then i click on it, and there isn’t an update.
Me and my friend: oh no!
friend: I don't want to live in a place that has tornados! My parent's didn't tell me there woud be tornados here!
friend: *looks over at 3 full bookshelves packed with videogames, movies books and action figures*
friend: I just alphabetized all my stuff!
OH MY GOD GUYS.
I am so excited for season 5 of Merlin. SO EXCITED.
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
threepac: HE BURNT MY SHAKE
Squidward: Let me guess, tiny. A small salad?
Bubblebass: I'll take a double triple balty deluxe on a raft, four-by-four animal style; extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim.
Squidward: We serve food here, sir.
the pickles episode lol
Fish: could i have some extra salt?
Squidward: we're all out.
Fish: could ya check?
Mermaid man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open.
alison.: maybe your first love is the one that... →
p0ptart824: maybe your first love is the one that sticks with you because it’s the only person who will ever receive all of you. after that, you learn better, but most of all, a piece of you forever remains left behind in the heart of the one you loved; a piece no future lover could ever get, no matter…